Malachi

Use to not get ho's but now they surrounding him 24/7. Funny asf will make u laugh ge might steal your girl but he dates thots. Has morals isn't evil and the ladies luv him. He retarded tho. Has rap skills and roasts tho 2.

"Damn Malachi just stole my gf" "He only dates thots call him Malachi" "Maitlin leave my room" "No Nigga gtfo b4 I call chioma to suck yo d" "Stfu maitlin your annoying u hang around that weird Alyssa I mean who tf would build a fort" "Shut yo ugly ass up Malachi chioma aint even wit u no more" "Maitlin ion want her She's a thot I will roast her ass so hard she gonna be lookin like burnt charcoal" "Omg Malachi your the best big bro"

by Yobootyeaterguy October 3, 2019

Malachi

An incredibly caring person, who has a love for pokemon, astonishingly blue eyes, plays lead guitar, and an amazing kisser. Will always have your back at whatever you do.

Dude that Malachi was awesome!!! :)

by KPANDMT<3 February 4, 2010

Malachi

A dude with big ass teeth

Who is that Malachi he’s a beaver

by Texting November 21, 2019

Malachi

Malachi definitely catches your eye, you gotta look back twice, that’s how fine he is. When you first start talking to him he seems pretty chill and laid back but once you get to know him you see all if his different sides, his goofy/caring/serious and especially freaky side. Malachi is very smooth with his words, he pretty much knows how to say the right thing and ease his is way into your heart. He is also a very good kisser, his lips will have you not wanting to let go. Overall Malachi is very sweet and gives off really good vibes that make you wanting more, if I were you I wouldn’t let him go.

Malachi: this ones for you boo:)

by LaLa;) April 25, 2019

Malachi

He is an autistic little boi he is really short and he sucks at skateboarding

Malachi is a retard

by Autizum February 26, 2020

Malachi

Malachi is the coolest, cutest dude in school. He may not talk much but once you get to know he is like an angel. When his brown eyes look in girls they melt. Everybody likes Malachi. He hasn't had the best life so I wouldn't want to mess with him.

Person #1: Malachi is so cool and cute. Person #2 I now right, He just looked me. Person #1: I'm going to be right back I am going to go poop

by lets gooooo!!! March 5, 2020

Malachi

Someone with a nickname of Malatard (MAL-A-TARD) or MooMoo (MOO-MOO) or Tardachi (TARD-A-CHI) and other such as Malissa (MA-LISS-A), but also he is a retard and he can go CRAZY and he will say some demon type stuff when a Malachi is mad here is an example"Let the Demons come out to play" or ME ME MALACHI,I RETARD" ya some pretty creepy stuff. A Malachi always has a something on his ankle which is a survival bracelet and when he takes it off he GOES FULL RETARD and may kill himself and makes noises such as alien noises like " kehdhhhhhhkdsaanjd" and tries to kill you but most of the time its funny. A Malachi has his Mode " Malachi Mode" and he goes insane and tries to hurt you but " MOO MOO MODE" he will try choking you out.See A Malachi is a retard

Hes going Malachi. Don't go Malachi.

Mom:If you go Malachi, I'LL KNOCK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK
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by jfdskgj April 18, 2019