That's magpie bro

When a hoe is lying to your face :(
I've been hurt

Them: 'that car was yellow bro, I swear'
Me: 'no that's magpie bro, it was cream'

by Majestic Meats June 18, 2021

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magpie

don't look that scary unless you know what they can do

will swoop you and poke your eyes out if you disturb them

some bikers wear zip ties on their helmets to keep them away

at some point in the year a lot of magpies will come out and that's when swooping season starts

me: "watch out for that magpie, you might not come home alive"

friend 1: "..."

by cosmicretard August 9, 2021

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Magpie Mentality

Magpie Mentality in recruitment refers to the behaviour of serial appliers—candidates who apply indiscriminately to every job they see, driven by a compulsive attraction to new or “shiny” opportunities, regardless of their relevance or suitability. This scattergun approach often signals poor career focus, a lack of commitment, and raises red flags for recruiters and hiring managers who view such behaviour as inconsistent, unreliable, and ultimately unhirable.

I thought she was serious about the marketing role, but then she applied for a forklift driver job the same day—total magpie mentality.

by CtrlForSanity July 21, 2025

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MagPie

Vibrator, for your Vagina. Also useable , if your vagina is wet like my spearmed D*CK. Buy the Magpie right now! Just for 99£

Oh no my Vagina is wet as fuck. WHERE IS MY MAGPIE?

by Li3ral0v3r May 16, 2018

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Magpie

A Black person who constantly identifies with white supremacy. A Black person who insults Black culture in order to win favor with white people. Black people who scrape and bow in the face of racism.

Keith a Black man says racism is just a figment of one's imagination. In my opinion Keith behaves like a magpie in front of white folks.

by Tim So Real May 21, 2023

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