Maggot and two peas

An insult referring to the size of a bloke's genitals

Hung like a donkey?! - Maggot and two pease, more like!!!

by Honeybunch August 24, 2006

Camera Maggot

a person who can't resist spewing any sort of drivel when a camera is close by, including bloated self-importance, blatant self aggrandizement, and of course an obvious lack of command of syntax or communication skills.

Every Michael Jackson news report, where his "friends", the camera maggots, have to make a statement. Any other untimely celebrity death where a large number of camera maggots come creeping out of the woodwork.

by yknti July 3, 2009

Magma Shits

Magma shits is when you ate something very spicy the night before, usually Mexican food or Taco Bell, then when you shit the following morning you experience a violent version of diarrhea mimicking an upside down volcano. The sensation created by this upside down eruption is often very uncomfortable and sometimes painfull with lots of wet,burning feelings resembling burning magma exiting the body.

"After I ate that wet burrito last night I had magma shits this morning and my rear felt like it was on fire."

by SauceBaws January 11, 2014

Magma Carta

Early-thirteenth-century resolution pertaining to molten rock formations under the Earth's crust.

The Magma Carta was ultimately unsuccessful due to Man's not being able to effectively control volcanic eruptions.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.

Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 6, 2013

Swamp Maggot

A term used in the south to describe a person who is completely disgusting, has no morals, continually lies and feasts off of being on a power trip or on drama. Usually speaks in lies and deception

Hey! Your boss is absolutely a Swamp Maggot!

by TheRepoGuy80 September 11, 2018

Jam Magno

A Tiktok influencer that publicly shows her support for the Philippines' president, Rodrigo R. Duterte. She usually boasts about her political opinion while dismissing the feedback and thoughts of other people. She has also made very ignorant and offensive comments in the past(and still), making her one of the most hated 'influencers' in the country.

Marites: Gretchen, have you heard of the tiktoker "Jam Magno?"
Gretchen: Yeah I have. I'm not really the biggest fan of her. She talks about her political views and her fans, and berates those who don't support her. She also has her comments turned off which is very cowardly of her.
Marites: Yeah, I know right. If she did, she would've been educated and stop sharing misinformation long ago.

by sadsmmr May 17, 2021