madjacker

An individual who violently jacks off every time he (or she) experiences mental frustration.

Do you know how I know Dave is a madjacker? He has signs over his bed with arrows pointing towards him that say "madjacker."

by Chris Frosh October 20, 2007

Madera, CA

A small town in the middle of California. Not really known. It is very hot in summer and almost 32 degrees Fahrenheit in the winter. Beautiful Autumns and Springs. Split right down the middle. One half it's the good side and the other is Mexican territory. Lots of schools. Nice people and gangsters. Asians, white people, Hispanics, African Americans, Germans, Italians etc.

Man, it's hot
Dude, we are in Madera, CA. Get used to it.

by WhiteGirlxD November 13, 2010

mateja

mateja's that guy who just plays games a fair bit. he's got sweet brown eyes but can be a pain in the ass at times.

Guy 1: "Ugh that guy literally keeps posting the same memes again and again..!"
Guy 2: "Chill.. That's just Mateja."

by miss rae is me October 17, 2020

marejane

Cute, smart, semi-stoner with a talent for fashion, into rock and roll, makes people feel comfortable and has great kindness. Typically a cat person. usually amazing in bed and always super seductive;).

Damnnn did you see Marejane the other day.. I need a girl like that. ;)

by MicBlunt September 18, 2016

madelaine petsch

The most beautiful,cute,amazing,talented and gorgeous woman who plays cheryl blossom on cw's riverdale.

-Hey ,who is your favorite actress?
+it's madelaine petsch! Have you ever heard about her? She is amazing!

by Walkingcliché December 25, 2017

madeya

coolest, funniest and the most awesomest person ever and if you are friends with madeya always remember to hold on to her or else ur not awesome💪💪💪

“madeya is so awesome and she has an 8 pack🤴💪”

by أمك November 23, 2021

malejaculate

1. n. Male ejaculate.
2. v. Male orgasm.

1. n. Jessica kept on tugging until she was covered in malejaculate.

2. b. Jessica's tugging made me malejaculate.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD February 9, 2010