Mactard

Mac users who think they are better than people who use PCs, and think they know everything about Macs, but in reality don't know much about anything and just like feeling superior to others.

Windows User in Mac Lab: "Dude, this is so annoying, every time I touch the sides of the mouse it keeps spreading all of my windows out."

Mac User: "Oh, here you can turn that off in System Preferences. Let me show you."

Mactard: "HAHA! The PC has made you dumb. Expose is the best thing to grace this planet, you just don't know how to use it cause you're dumb!"

Windows User and Mac User: "STFU ALREADY DUDE."

by Aune February 20, 2009

macaroni and the chicken strips

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mom"what do you want for supper"
me"macaroni and the chicken strips uhhhhhhh"

by Iceghost3392 March 9, 2021

detroit macarena

The steps of being frisked and cuffed, set to the back-beat of the Macarena:

1st step; left hand on police cruiser hood. 2nd step; right hand on police cruiser hood. 3rd step; leg spread shoudler-width apart. 4th step; left hand on back of head. 5th step; right hand on back of head. 6th step; back of left hand on small of back. 7th step; right hand on small of back. 8th step; crouch down and slide over.

"My buddy was walking back from the gas station, he just bought a pack of smokes when the cops lit him up. Apparently he 'looked like someone they were looking for', and when he tried to argue that he wasn't even that cat? They had him doing the Detroit Macarena while they tossed his wallet. Bunch of pigs."

by FungusHumongous February 12, 2014

dont touch my macaroni

expression used when someone is touching your macaroni

phillip was eyeing my macaroni and i told him "dont touch my macaroni"

by squiggledick November 17, 2017

Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.

Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020

MacarAnus

Anyone who makes an anus out of themselves by dancing the Macarena.

Hey, MacarAnus !

all right!

by Shit_4_Brains August 2, 2007

Macfarlane

A Scottish name meaning I will kill you if you start trouble with my friends or my clan .
2.crazy muther scratcher that Will take great pleasure ripping your eye out so you can watch yourself getting your ass kicked .

Onlooker: Damn it man,what the the hell happened to you
Dumb ass that crossed the proverbial line:
I don't know I was shooting my mouth off and got MacFarlane'd

by gnarnold August 8, 2015