lunted

defines Someone who's intelligence has bin some what damaged in the long/short term. primary through the excessive intake of alcohol.

haha look at that guy he's well lunted

by Scott Stella Sands September 29, 2007

lunkersome

An adjective to describe an item that is heavy and difficult to grasp and move.

This piano is a lunkersome piece of shit!

by Joe P. July 28, 2003

Luked off

To leave an event without saying goodbye or anyone noticing. It becomes a behaviour pattern that most people come to embrace.

At a party, hey what happened to derek. Oh he luked off

by Pookiekeuk September 10, 2018

LinkedIn-Zoned

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.

"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".

by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020

lunker

Originally meant to describe the biggest fish in a given body of water, also refers to a larger than average sized penis.

Hey baby, I would love to take you home and shove my lunker in your mouth.

by Kingcockpit January 13, 2009

LinkedIn

MySpace for people who actually have jobs.

I found Greg on LinkedIn and he hooked me up with a great headhunter.

by Tagz April 2, 2008

Salty Lunker

Slang for large heavy penis.

Man, my back hurts from carring this Salty Lunker around everywhere

by tsukisan December 17, 2012