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Lumps

Big, steroid riddled hard men.
e.g. I need to hire a couple of lumps to work on the doors in my club
by EllisC February 10, 2009
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Lump

A word used to replace any word in any sentence.
"I lump you"
"Go lump yourself"
"That lady is lumpy"
by metallicmagic1989 June 21, 2006
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Lumping

When a man wears pants that are too small for him, and he puts his package on one side of the seam. The effect this has is of a large lump going partially down the side of one of the pant legs.

The opposite of flossing.

From the verb "To Lump"
Dude, Scott wore those pants that are a size too small for him yesterday, and decided on lumping it. I almost threw up.
by Jerry Moonmixe Fondelo January 18, 2008
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lump lump

a large vehicle, usually in the form of a bus or large van, filled with people with little brains, little age, or little drivers license and car.
look at all those poor people waiting for the lump lump! Too bad they don't have a car. :(
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the lump

a pot head that gracie thinks is hot, and that he loos like kurt cobain


Lumpy twitch man is a leo who enjoys long bubble baths, shaving his legs, makign snow angles in the nude, and playing with is shoulder length blonde hair



*he used to be a boyscout*

he likes to tell girls things that would make them happy


he also has bamboo(n) boxers
"i wish you were sitting in my lap right now"
by Jessie January 23, 2004
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Lumping

Describes the act of getting an STD from somebody.
Shit dude. I was bangin' this chick last night. She said she was clean, but she effing lied, bro. As soon as I put it in, I could feel myself lumping.
by NeverBeenLumped April 8, 2012
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Lump

A really annoying thing that kicks your OCD to a higher level. Like in a meeting if the man in front of you is a man you don't really know has a little lump on his suit coat, you have to just stand the meeting looking at that little lump fighting yourself not to touch it.
The lump was so annoying, I had just about had it looking at the unperfect rug.
by Lily Billy November 27, 2016
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