Poopy Luke

When you’re doing anal with a random chick, pull your dick out fast, look down, and see poopy on you shaft. Disgusted by the sight of her partly digested dinner from the previous night, you proceed to vomit on the floor. Rather than clean it up, you decide to instead cover it with the local newspaper!

Andrew- Hey bro, did you hear that Luke discovered a new sex move? It’s called the Poopy Luke!

Kevin- Yeah, he was banging her, pulled out fast, saw the poopy, puked, then covered it with the newspaper. CLASSIC LUKE!!!

by Andre Blanco March 18, 2022

Aksel Doggyboller Luderpede

A guy working in the porno industry who likes to do gay guys up the bum. He is also working for the Johnsie Studios.

Guy 1: Where is Aksel Doggyboller Luderpede at?

Guy 2: Oh he is just out make sure the new intern has to walk sideways for the next week

by Chris3103 September 14, 2023

Luke Friend

Devon's guitar playing, ring wearing, dreadlocked star. Third place runner up of The X Factor 2013. Dad to Gizmo the dog. The original Friendie, adored by friendies everywhere.

Luke Friend is our lovely hairball.

by Blossomfriendie January 22, 2014

Use the Source, Luke

A programmer's joke meaning you should read the source code. It is also a Star Wars themed pun on Obi-Wan Kenobi's "Use the Force, Luke!"
A short form of this is UTSL.

"Most people who come here for help do know how to read the source code. In case they can't, I tell them what to do. If they can, though, what I usually say is 'Use the Source, Luke!'."

by cutesy pastel living doll March 1, 2013

Luke

Anyone else whose name is Luke just reading this to see what people say about your name?

Bro 1: bro search up your name
Bro 2: *types in Luke
Bro 1: what does it say?
Bro 2: yeah it’s a cool name

by Who’s asking? May 8, 2019

Luke

Someone who struggles to express how he really feels. He often ruins things without thinking about what he is saying and immediately regrets it but always tries to apologize afterwards. Luke always tries hard to fit in and it doesn't always work and will change his personality depending on who he is surrounded by. Although, a Luke has many friends but still somehow feels lonely. He has one special person in his life who means everything to him and breaks him apart when they ignore him which happens often if he messes up. A Luke has a loud and contagious laugh along with a great sense of humor and usually uses sarcastic comments to ruin a serious moment. He can get very self conscious about himself and beats himself up over small things. He overthinks situations and sometimes finds it hard to show the people he cares about that he is grateful for them. He will stay up to text you all night and listen to your problems but sometimes might fall asleep. A Luke is a perfect friend and turns to sad music and chocolate when he is upset.

person 1: Did you hear about what Luke said?
person 2: Yeah, sometimes he says things before he thinks.

by xemmsx January 4, 2020

Luderchampagne

Den korrekte fag term, når man blander Carlsberg porter og en citron vand

Skal vi lige går ned i kælderen og blande noget luderchampagne

Hey tøser så skal der blandes luderchampagne

by AbeTyver February 4, 2016