A dazzling homoerotic maneuver enjoyed among no less than three, but theoretically unlimited number of homosexual
men. The fun is initiated by a particularly chiseled young stallion, with extremely defined abdominals, who lays face up on a staircase so to result in a 45 degree downward slope from head to toe. He must maintain continuous
flex of his
six-
pack as the following sequence unfolds.
One lucky
stud now places his lower lip below the belly button & just above the pubic region with his mouth gaping wide open, eagerly awaiting nectar. Next, another or potentially many aroused young studs descend the stairs.
One at a
time, they each straddle the chest of the reclining stallion and proceed to ejaculate, unloading semen onto the
top row of his perfectly defined six
pack. The center line of the six
pack then serves as a funnel or “luge” delivering semen into the salivating open mouth of the awaiting recipient below. This process resumes delightfully as needed until all the boys’ appetites are satisfied.
(extra credit) A particularly dedicated group of motivated “go-getters” might consider cleaning up in style by assisting a final
stud as he assumes keg stand position (inverted) and uses a straw to syphon up any remaining semen from the defined interior of the abdomen. This advanced technique is known as the “seminal slurp inversion.”
Following years of shame & barely ever getting any dick, due to his
dumpy physique, Jesse finally capitulated and joined CrossFit. After achieving impressive results, and now sporting a sexy
new six
pack, it was
time to show off to the boys. He invited over a whole gang of his most handsome friends, all hot
prime-aged studs like himself. Upon their arrival he stripped down naked, putting his glistening well-oiled physique on proud display. All the boys watched in awe, penises standing straight up in erect salute, as he strutted gracefully to the staircase, reclined into position and rallied them into action; “Cum and get it boys! SPLUGE LUGE!”
