lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.

He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

lonesome dove

While wearing a cowboy hat.
The act of mounting an actual saddle (or blanket) on her stomach and fucking her (reverse cowboy without the saddle or good ole fashioned horse fucking style with the saddle) while using your fingers (rusty hooks) as the reigns.

Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as there rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

Make sure to also that ass and make her Winnie and trot around before hand.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex:

I was supposed to help carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving them.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

Loredo

A guy with the biggest penis ever, he usually has boners most of the time and is kind of a pervert who like to ask girls for nudes. He is in to blondes with big boobs and will do anything to get those pictures.

Who asked for nudes? LOREDO

by lezzzlir March 29, 2015

lonesome fart

the lonely cry of a turd

A lonesome fart is when your ass produces a sound similar to "EEEeeeeEEeeeeeeee...pfft"

by taintedcatharsis July 29, 2004

Loreto Normanhurst

A school for cool kids. They pack the Hornsby 600 bus till it’s full. No matter what they are kind and loving, and super pretty. People wish they were loreto girls, especially when they get all the Knox boys on the train. I would recommend a loreto girl 4 you, they’ll rock ur world ❤️ 🔥🔥🔥

1-hey where’s she from, she’s hot
2-she’s from loreto normanhurst

by the real truth xoxo August 14, 2021

Lorese

A symbolism of SEX APPEAL... A young beautiful Goddess. Super thick Sexy woman could be considered a narcissistic self-centered all about themselves individual. this was also a person names Lorese; often confused with being the most INTELLIGENT female on the planet:

Dangerously sexy...

Get your LORESE on...

by Mone' January 20, 2011

The Lonesome Crowded West

An album by modest mouse that is way better than their new commerical garbage

Dude, I used to suck, but then I listened to The Lonesome Crowded West

by TheD8001 April 16, 2005