lopsod

when you mix someones face with knife.

there was a murder today they said it was a lopsod.

by daniel greene January 14, 2007

Lopro

When you go unnoticed "intentionally"

Yo, the cops are after me...I gots'ta keep a lopro; (2)ex.; "My girl thinks I'm cheatin' on her...I gots'ta keep a lopro.

by jjmusicology May 22, 2008

Lopo low

When one is intoxicated to the point that they start to feel as if the are moving at the speed of light. Other symptoms include uncontrollable laughter, seeing double, and repeating of people's names every chance they get.

"Man, he has hit that lopo low"
"Dude I never want to get lopo low again"

by Blondie and Skinny Bastard December 8, 2009

loppy

An adjective that means dirty or mucky

Your shirt's all loppy

by Bambi Dextrous April 13, 2008

Lopp

Left over pussy puddle

There was a lopp on the bed after I fucked her.

by Zaff0 April 12, 2009

lolporn

Pornography funny or humorous in nature, used for entertainment purposes rather than pleasure.

guy) i'm bored, im gunna watch lolporn.
girl) hang on i'll show you the vid of the whore breaking her jaw.

by mini_man543 October 9, 2008

Sloppy Ja-loppy

Term used when your diarrhoea is so violent, you’re not just wiping your hole, but you need to wipe both arse cheeks. Alternatively, a quick shower will help clean up any mess you’ve made on yourself.

Rylan: “Chook! I need a new toilet bowl after that!”
Timothy: “Aw why Chook?!”
Rylan: “I just done a massive sloppy ja-loppy and I may need to have a shower now!”

by AwYouAreJokin February 13, 2018