L.O.P.P, Otherwise known as Loss Of Progress Pains, is the ever consuming depression you feel after loosing a lot, or all of your progress, saves, or content in anything, with no way to bring it back, even after attempts to do so.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."