Lithuanian gangs

A gang of Lithuanians are people who chill in flats eat sunflower seed and drink alchahol and smoke.

Lithuanian gangs are slavs

by Geocbdhso November 2, 2021

Lithuanian people

proud people that know they are better than everyone else

they also hate the Irish

Lithuanian people will get your phone number even when you didn't ask them

by Special child15 November 11, 2021

Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick

Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile

by LogJamShep March 8, 2022

Pulling a Lithuanian

If you teach a man to hunt, he will get food.
If you teach a man to kys, he will create Lithuania

My best friend tried pulling a Lithuanian

by MrsJake January 28, 2022

Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.

Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.

by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022

Lithuanian Corkscrew

The act of masturbating with long nails and pushing the thumb into the urethra for a pleasurable effect

Jacob wasnt having enough fun masturbating so he Lithuanian Corkscrewed and ended up in the hospital

by utenos rizleris October 18, 2025

Lithuanian roulette

Like Russian roulette but with five bullets in the revolver instead of 1

the name 'lithuanian roulette' is a reference to how lithuania has one of the highest suicide rates in the world

by tacklezzz January 25, 2025