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The Lithuanian Love Puddle is where you have sex with a woman and she leaves a really big wet patch, like bigger than normal. It's called 'Lithuanian' because women from that region love sex, any way, anytime, in any hole and usually leave a massive wet patch behind!
Sammy, I took that girl I met back to my place last night and I ended up giving her the love thrust whilst she was sitting on my kitchen bench. Anyway the next morning I got up and she had left a "Lithuanian Love Puddle" all over the kitchen floor. Lucky I cleaned it up before the dog did hey!
by JohnnyBad October 28, 2013
Get the lithuanian love puddle mug.2 people/opposing sides can "declare" a Lithuanian Fight. That means that each person gets as many of his friends as he/she can get to come in the "declared" time and the "declared" place. This has to be an agreement.
Then the two sides fight, most aren't serious. People join out of fun, NOT loyalty. Since the numbers of people coming greatly varies, (usually from 5-40 people) it usually ends in the outnumbered group admitting defeat, or having the outnumbered group flee.
It's improper to bring deadly weapons, like knives, or guns. If any, they can bring brass knuckles and rocks.
Then the two sides fight, most aren't serious. People join out of fun, NOT loyalty. Since the numbers of people coming greatly varies, (usually from 5-40 people) it usually ends in the outnumbered group admitting defeat, or having the outnumbered group flee.
It's improper to bring deadly weapons, like knives, or guns. If any, they can bring brass knuckles and rocks.
Person 1- "why are you hiding in my house?"
Person 2- "Well my friend declared a LITHUANIAN FIGHT, i didn't have anything to do tonight so i decided to join him. We had over 20 strong guys with us. We came to the park, and we saw only 10 of them standing there, so we charged them, but they had 40 more people hiding in the bushes! We ran like hell. Half of them were just chicks, but there were too many of them, and it would be dumb to stop. They were chucking rocks at us! The cops came and they scattered too. They were laughed the whole time. I enjoyed it too.
Person 2- "Well my friend declared a LITHUANIAN FIGHT, i didn't have anything to do tonight so i decided to join him. We had over 20 strong guys with us. We came to the park, and we saw only 10 of them standing there, so we charged them, but they had 40 more people hiding in the bushes! We ran like hell. Half of them were just chicks, but there were too many of them, and it would be dumb to stop. They were chucking rocks at us! The cops came and they scattered too. They were laughed the whole time. I enjoyed it too.
by Commilad September 20, 2007
Get the Lithuanian Fight mug.Lathon is the most cutest,nicest ,loving and caring person you will ever meet.the first time you see him he is quiet for 20mins then his true colors shine,if your having a bad day go to lathon he will make you laugh instantly, he thinks wrong and he’s really weird it’s cute, so if you have a Lathon keep him forever❤️
Girl:today was the best day I met this boy and he made my day
Girl2:oh you must be talking about Lathon he’s a keeper
Girl2:oh you must be talking about Lathon he’s a keeper
by Lovergirl07 March 30, 2019
Get the Lathon mug.A name derived from the Xhosa Culture, which means 'lighting up the room' .
It's typically used for females who would most likely have a cute face and thick body when older.
It's typically used for females who would most likely have a cute face and thick body when older.
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