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Library Gnome 

N: A student who has procrastinated all his/her work until the last minute and must not sleep until the assignment(s) is/are completed by spending every moment possible in the library.
Student 1- "Where's Billy?"

Student 2- "His History term paper is due tomorrow, he's being a library gnome today."

Student 1- "Poor bastard, but he did spend all weekend drinking."
Library Gnome by IggyC3p0 November 22, 2009
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Library card 

A metaphorical card that one loses upon engaging in sexual intercourse in the library.
Kate took John's library card in the stacks last night!
Library card by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013

Library Crew 

A crew that spends time at the library for pleasure reading. This name originated from an idiotic rival crew that was trying to dis a educated group of young ones. They are known to wear white tees.
"We suckas got owned by the Library Crew!" said Stanley.
Library Crew by book4lyfe November 1, 2006

library nazi

Usually a 50 something sweater wearing woman who sits behind the desk at the school library and eyes people selectively, but ultimately to no end. She is the kind of old bag who will tell you to "shush!" because you're talking to your study partner, even if you two are the only students in the entire library. She is a complete contradiction in that the school libarary is a space reserved for studying, and when she is around, she inhibits efficient studying due to her constant and definitely pointless harassment of the students. In short, she's a stupid old bitch.

library syndrome

The overwhelming need to go poo when browsing in a store. This typically happens in the library or bookstore. It has also happens in stores that have a lot of selections.
"I went to find a book to give my friend for her birthday but my library syndrome kicked in and I had to beeline it to the bathroom."
library syndrome by Conchita February 23, 2013

library voice 

The quiet voice used to speak to a study partner in the library, often accompanied by a "shush".
Ian was excited and forgot to use library voice.

(whispered) Shhhh! Library voice!
library voice by gib101 May 22, 2007

Library of Ruina 

cool as game made by Project Moon that should be added to pb2
you: Yo @Peter_Cainmoon opinions on Library of Ruina

Peter_Cainmoon: kys
Library of Ruina by b12-01 June 24, 2023