LazerPig

The most based defense analyst in the history of modern warfare. Only barely outclassed by Sun Tzu.

I'd let LazerPig have my babies

by Most credible defender September 14, 2022

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lederrick

LeDerrick is an all around AMAZING person. His personality influences others to carry out a positive attitude. A very ambitious and hard working person. Whatever he sets his mind on he will achieve. The perfect Bestfriend and lover. Whenever you need him he'll be there. Someone who can make you fall in love with them over and over again. A very unique and outgoing person. He has a sense of humor an is kind but do not underestimate. He has a zero tolerance for bs. The sweetest and most loving person in the world. A very special individual.

Random: Who's LeDerrick?
Danielle: You don't know who LeDerrick is!?
Random: Hmm, the one making it big with the pretty smile?
Danielle: yes! That's him!

by ;)))(((; November 20, 2013

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Lazer Chad

A youtuber / streamer / artist . also a part of KAG clan and the GG smp.

Lazer Chad sucks at Minecraft.

by mr Goat 69 April 16, 2021

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lener

A passionate person whose always considerate of other people. They tend to be very hardworking and goal oriented, and that is just one of the many many many great aspects that make people into them (me). Mostly, they are very athletic too, and have a lot of talents. They are also a smart-ass, it's just not quite obvious because of their playfulness (+ their corny jokes). It's a bonus that aside from those almost-perfect-ideal-characteristics, they also are very VERY good-looking. Tho they might not know how beautiful, genuine, amazing and heart-wrecking they are (in a good way).

Lener is the apple of my eye
Lener holds the stars and galaxies in his eyes, the brightest and most captivating thing in this whole being.

by mama merie October 19, 2021

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John Legere

John Legere is T-Mobile USA's latest CEO. He is known to speak his mind in an outspoken, no bullshit approach. He hates AT&T like any normal human being (after working there for 20 years) and routinely disses other carriers on Twitter. He even crashed an AT&T sponsored party and was kicked out. His "UNcarrier" approach to cellular service has brought T-Mobile into a new age with millions of new loyal subscribers. He arguably has some of the most hilariously blunt statements, lines, insults, quotes whatever of any modern CEO. Considered one of the most dangerous opponents of AT&T, Verizon and Sprint because he fearlessly goes after them all the while making T-Mobile USA and its network even better. He makes unprofessional the new professional.

"I just wanted to see Macklemore….." - John Legere after being kicked out by AT&T from an AT&T event with Macklemore.

“These high and mighty duopolist that are raping you for every penny you have, If they could do something nice for you they would, The fuckers hate you.” - John Legere talking about AT&T and Verizon.

"What the fuck are you doing putting it in your pocket and sitting on it for? That's some horse shit. This thing doesn't fucking bend." - John Legere on the iPhone 6 Plus "Bendgate"

"We are either going to take over this whole industry, or these bastards are going to change, and the whole industry is going to shift. I don’t give a g--damn which. I can’t wait to watch the peckers scream and cry."

"There should be an energy drink next to the doobie in your goodie bag." - John Legere at a public event

by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 19, 2014

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