lexicunt

At Long Beach State University in California, a group of English Literature majors of the class of 1994 took to calling girls who were rather stupid, but threw around large words, often incorrectly used and pronounced, as a means to appear smarter than they actually were "lexicunts."
It's a cross between the word lexicon, which basically means 'a group of words one knows', and cunt, which is a derogatory word for female used to express hatred.
This group of english majors thought they were extremely clever, and others aparently thought they were, too, because the term is used among english majors to this day, although now it is used to denote "any english major (male or female) who is not particularly bright, but knows a lot of big words."

The other day, Jimmy said, and I quote, "The third floor study hall of the library is the last bastion of quietude, a paradox of virtually uninhibited sofa chairs." what a lexicunt. He should just drop out of school.

by darius sunofovich January 5, 2005

Lexify

to bring color and/or excited energy into the universe; positive vibez my guy

We need to LEXIFY her closet ASAP!

by longduckdawn April 1, 2019

Sexy Lexie

A nickname for an extremely hot girl with any of the following names:
Alexa, Alexis, Alexandria, Alexandra, Alex, Alexia, Lexie, Lexis, or Lexi.

This nickname can only be given to a girl if she is at least a 9.5 on the scale of sexiness.

Wow, did you see the new girl Alexa? She is so hot, I nicknamed her Sexy Lexie.

by Fredrich September 11, 2006

The Shelly-Lexi

Verb- The Shelly-Lexi is a simple sexual activity. There are two participants. The first inserts his or her left fist into his or her own anus. The other participant carefully inserts both of his or her fists. The participant with both fists in the anal cavity is known to propose marriage in this position and put the ring on the finger. This is how you know when it's true love.

Dude 1: "How are you going to propose? Beach, fancy dinner, what man?"

Dude 2: "I don't know man, I was thinking The Shelly-Lexi"

Dude 1: "Wow you must really love her"

by lexiNshelly September 12, 2011

Lexicon

1) A collection of vernacular or terms related to a specific industry or group.
2) Some smartass' book of big words.

1) In the Chemistry Lexicon, diffusion is the process by which molecules spread out over time for an even dispersal.
2) In the Carnie's Lexion, selling stupid shit to dumbass fair-goers is called making money.

by Simerly January 29, 2004

Lexi

A great person. Lexi is a person who is a trustworthy friend, never quiet, and sassy AF. She won't let anyone take away her dignity, and will stand up for her friends. Very nice, and always trendy. Her attractive features capture boys' looks, and just her style influences others to try to look greater than before.

"Hi, Lexi!"
"I'm proud to be Lexi's friend"
"Did you see Lexi today?"

by tik tok thottie June 23, 2018

Lexii

Lexii is a girl who will in some way be an extremist, she will be a cold-hearted girl or a warm innocent honest girl from your dreams. She will make you too happy to be in words and will never make you sad. You will worry for her no matter what and she will always have somebody who watches out for her safety and happiness. You may break up with her, but this girl is prepared for only her heart to be broken and it will. Don't ever give up on her and she is big on payback for when people have hurt her without reason in a playful sense. She will be picky about her men and have a weakness in a trait for the man. She will show she is either your coolest gal, or your worst enemy. You should never give up on her because she will never give up on you.

Lexii will be with you, or against you, you will survive either.

by RickyT2 July 10, 2011