lesbianese

A lesbian. Use this to say someone's a lesbian in a polite way.

Did you know that Karen is lesbianese

by |\/|4574 5h1zzl3 D1zzl3 January 8, 2008

Lebanese lasagna

A commercially cooked dish presented as a home-cooked one.

"Hey, look, Kamal brought some Lebanese lasagna for our potluck!" said Dave, pointing to the Pizza Hut boxes.

by astralcowboy77 July 24, 2007

Lebanese Microwave

A stunt only done once, 50% of participants died a horrible death, the other man was in a coma for a year and can still not prevent himself shitting constantly

Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).

Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.

The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.

Dude: I reckon im about to fire out enough shit to fill a microwave

Playa: Want to bet?

Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet

Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit

Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that

Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you

Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power

Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave

by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010

lebanese guy

lebanese guy: kind of guy who is hot and knows his shit..

girl a: see tht hottie lebanese guy in the mall omfg he is super fucking hot..

girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)

lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.

by HOTASHELLSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX October 21, 2010

lebanese bottleopener

A hallucinogenic drug that causes massive outbursts of rage and dancing. Very popular among primary school children as the small pills resemble M&M's. Ingredients include; Petrol (20%), Seagull Hearts (10%) and the tears of a morbidly obese Fabio (70%).
These ingredients (mainly Fabios tears) cause ones mind to go mental and literally try to escape the confines of skull.
This has known to cause people to attempt catching the sun, search for unicorns and the most absurd of all; pin the tail on the donkey.

"Yay it's Mr Smith with the 'candy' again!"

"let me put my tears in your lebanese bottleopener" - Fabio

by svenernie May 20, 2009

lesbonage

a voyage on which lesbians go in order to search for other lesbians

Girl 1: "Aw, man. My girlfriend just broke up with me."
Girl 2: "That sucks...we should TOTALLY go on a lesbonage."
Girl 1: "Okay, we can take my dykemobile."

by dykesonbroadway February 19, 2011

Lebaneser scrouge

A lesbian that tries to ruin Christmas

Sharon has been a Lebaneser scrouge ever since she caught her girlfriend with a guy at the Christmas party.

by the truth the whole truth.. March 21, 2016