greased lemur 

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.

Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.

greased lemur by beeuhnay May 25, 2016

Bushy Lemur 

When a male has so much pubic hair his penis looks like a bushy lemur.

Hey did you hear John has a bushy lemur?

Bushy Lemur by SwegMaster888888 October 3, 2016

taco lemur 

A very small and hairy mexican, generally with a high and squeaky voice.

Yo man, did you see that taco lemur? Man, he was tiny!

taco lemur by Ding_Dong_Long_Schlong December 12, 2016

shining the lemur 

An aggressive form of female masturbation; primarily using clitoral stimulation.

My ex-girlfriend is ambidextrous; she could type 35 words per minute with her right hand while shining the lemur with her left hand until climax.

shining the lemur by shinylemur November 24, 2011

Ladder or Lemur 

An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).

Sometimes, when life gets hard, you only have two choices: ladder or lemur.

Ladder or Lemur by LadderOrLemur June 13, 2018

Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur 

A Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur is lemur thats Himalayan Mongolian and Madagascarian!
Crazy I know!

DragovXD has a Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur fursuit

Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur by BoobInspector December 17, 2022

ring tailed lemur 

when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.

To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.

"your dick stinks"

"yes yes it does"

"what happened?"

"ring tailed lemur" *WINKY FACE*

ring tailed lemur by xbdgcbvtr December 20, 2010