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Lemur Man

A halucination brought on by the use of psychedelic drugs. Tends to be seen riding on peoples shoulders, without the knowledge of the person being ridden. Usually seen doing sexual acts into the ear.
I was sitting there in class, trippin out on shrooms. I looked over at my friend, and lo and behold there was lemur man, fucking his ear.
by Kris Flua October 9, 2007
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thumping the lemur

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?
by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008
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lemursexual

The term for someone who is sexually attracted to lemurs
and/or has tried to though surgery look like a lemur in hope of attracting them or other lemursexuals.
Lemursexual: Hey let's go to the Zoo I want to see the lemurs!

Later at the Zoo
lemursexual masterbates furiously while staring at the lemurs.
by Wentil June 5, 2005
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Flying Lemur

Whilst hanging from a ceiling fan, with erect penis, you fly by the girl and smack her on the cheek first. Then the second time you come around you kick that bitch in the face, knocking her to the floor, then the third time around you let go of the fan and yell out "woooo weeeee!"
While aiming your entire head inside her vagina.
I was over at Daryl's house last night and he was giving this bitch the biggest flying lemur this side of the mississippi!
by Yung MC April 28, 2008
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lemuela

The name Lemuela is of Hebrew origin.
The meaning of Lemuela is "belonging to God". or "Devoted to God"
It consists of 7 letters and is pronounced Le-mue-la. People with this name are excited by change. They are dynamic, visionary and versatile, able to make constructive use of freedom. They fight being restricted by rules and conventions. They tend to be optomistic, energetic, intelligent, and to make friends easily. They may be untidy, and rebellious. A marriage material and will take good care of her husband and children. Lemuela is a kind caring person, who puts people before her. She has a warm heart. A friendly nickname to call Lemuela is Lem or Lemmy. People with this name also tend to laugh a lot and make people laugh. Lemuela is a beautiful girl inside and out and has a desire to put smiles on others' faces.
Lemuela is caring
by Babycakes66 October 6, 2013
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lemurs

Totally and completely nutz.
A: So George Bush won the election.
B: Lemurs, man, lemurs.
by Megan November 3, 2004
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leauge of legends

A shitstain that manages to steal you're time and your money
Oh noes! I started leauge of legends!
by Ezcapemaster November 28, 2016
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