anal lecture

Act of spreading ones sphincter and yelling sentences into the sphincter

Rob was bad so I gave him an anal lecture

by Scammin September 2, 2023

Lecture girlfriend

A girl you dream about in class but never speak to or see outside of the room

My lecture girlfriend just makes me love sick. I wish I could have the courage to talk to her.

by Peachfish220 February 7, 2017

Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.

We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.

by yesitsyesrod February 2, 2024

lecture me

It's when someone gives you a talk in order to teach you a particular topic

Also, when someone gives you a talk to advise you

Person 1: I don't know, smoking is the best way to calm down stress
Person 2: Did you know smoking do bad to your lungs...?
Person 1: Oh don't lecture me, you smoked like 5 years in a row

by TraySan May 29, 2021

Lecture that

To ‘lecture that’ is a proverb describing absence. It is coined on the idea of not attending a lecture, which is common behaviour at universities.

“ You wanna link up later G and bun a zoot?”
“Can’t lie I’m gonna lecture that... gets man bare paranoid.”

by Manlikeumz May 1, 2019

liberal lecture

when u accidentally slip up your wording and accidentally get lectured for half an hour by ur liberal family member.

“i accidentally said the word disabled and got a liberal lecture on why it was offensive by my cousin”

by pictograph August 28, 2023

shit lecture

How our teacher talks about something we shall never use in our daily lives; a lecture on how to shit properly

*teacher talking*
My friend: What the fuck is this
Me: Fr
My friend: It's like she's giving us a lecture on how to shit properly
Me and my friend: ...
Me: Shit lecture?
Friend: yea..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025