Lecture

To tell people how to do something. Also Fhoz does not know.

Inno: *Talks word by word*

Fhoz; *Deletes* Bad *then lectures inno*

*Then fhoz does not know what it means*

by ActuallyInno August 26, 2018

Lecture

That was a good one. A little derivative in places but pretty good.

Hym "Your lecture kind of leads me into something I've been think about for awhile now. About how it's foolish to expect people to adhere to your ethic. Or even to their own supposed ethic. There's always a caveat that exempts them. Something to ponder."

Iam "That's the main issue I (personally) have with my parents. 'If I'm struggling you should see that I'm struggling and help me without me having to ask. If you're struggling it's because you're not doing what I want you to do.' The hypocrisy abounds."

Hym "That sounds like a you problem. We're not talking about you. Stop making everything about you."

by Hym Iam May 10, 2022

lenturd

One who is usually a shitty individual. A common name for one who's name was formerly Leonard.

My neighbour's such a lenturd.

by maryjane420baby May 4, 2010

lecturist

a made up word from jenny to make herself look intellectual.

LECTURIST IS A WORD!

by yyymmm November 3, 2008

lecturion

A play on the word "centurion" and based on the game of the same name, Lecturion is a game in which each participant attempts to drink one shot of beer/cider every minute for the duration of the lecture they are sat in. Most university lectures have a duration of roughly 1 hour, meaning that Lecturion is actually closer to Power-Hour than Centurion in terms of the quantity of alcohol consumed.

"Do you remember what we covered last lecture?"
"Nah mate, I got absolutely slaughtered playing Lecturion."

by BrowfaceAJP November 3, 2013

Lecture girlfriend

A girl you dream about in class but never speak to or see outside of the room

My lecture girlfriend just makes me love sick. I wish I could have the courage to talk to her.

by Peachfish220 February 7, 2017

Lecture that

To ‘lecture that’ is a proverb describing absence. It is coined on the idea of not attending a lecture, which is common behaviour at universities.

“ You wanna link up later G and bun a zoot?”
“Can’t lie I’m gonna lecture that... gets man bare paranoid.”

by Manlikeumz May 1, 2019