Lebanon Trail High School

The home of the Blazers! Where the football team consistently goes 1-9 and all other sports go to state championships. The school has a very diverse population consisting of retards, jocks, rednecks, black kids, some mexicans, asains, thots, and a whole fuckload of indians. Many retards are antisocial and sprint through the hallways in order to get to lunch before everyone else. One notable example digs through the trash and eats the morsels of his trade and HATES the number zero! Jocks are the ones who make up the football team and go 1-9 and are way too loud for what they are. Rednecks at the school are diminishing quickly as one was removed for threatening to shoot up the school while wearing a MAGA hat. Other rednecks are still around but are assimilating to the overall demeanor of the school. All the black kids (which include wannabe black kids) are fake thugs who skip class and vape in the Juul rooms (originally known as bathrooms) during class and are all in SpED because they don't care about school. Thots who are in Cheer or Softball are on TikTok and cringey asf. The rest of the school is just smart asains and indians.

Lebanon Trail High School is pretty diverse and gay.

by Fuckinredneck November 6, 2019

Lebanon Mucka Mucka Man

Similar to Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and the Hodag of Rhinelander, WI, the Lebanon Mucka Mucka Man is an urban legend.

Descriptions from people who report seeing the Lebanon Mucka Mucka Man describe a strange man like creature with a ragged beard covered in muck, sticks and bits of shrubbery.

Little is know about this creature other than his reputation for a grumpy demeanor and not liking to be disturbed.

Over the years multiple people in Wisconsin have reported seeing the Lebanon Mucka Mucka Man.

by Megamoo_johnson November 26, 2013

Lebanon Jr High School

Lebanon Jr High School is just a nasty place. You’ll find boogers on the bathroom walls. Just ew! Don’t talk shit about people because LJHS is where the fights happen. Like fr a girl almost got throwndown the stairs during a fight. LJHS is full of racist thots who think they run the school even though they’re just defined as a racist thot. Wonder why the kids grades are bad there? Because the teachers don’t know how to explain shit they just give you a book and expect you to know the answers to the test. Lastly DONT send/take any videos that could get you in trouble because trust me they.will.get.to.the.school..And will be sent around.

Dude: I heard there’s going to be a fight
Girl: Fr? Let me guess at Lebanon Jr High School?
Dude: Yep, let me grab my camera for the fight

by CheetoDust December 20, 2019

Lebron it

Conditions:
1) Mega-star
2) Final year of contract
3) small city
4) in the play-offs

To 'Lebron it' is to give minimal effort during the play-offs series so you lose, providing no reason to stay in that small city. (See Cleveland-Boston series)

With Albert Pujols in his final year with the Cards, I hope he doesn't Lebron it during the World Series.

by Saint24 October 19, 2011

Lebronchitis

Medical condition which causes shots to clank off the rim. Symptoms include restricted breathing and choking, particularly in the 4th quarter. Sadly, there is no cure.

Lebron suffered from "lebronchitis" in games 4 and 5 of the finals versus Dallas.

by InMemoryOfLebrictionaryThread December 9, 2011

Lebronitis

Falling short, not accomplishing task, choking.

I suffered lebronitis and couldnt make the game winning shot.

by Dr.Bro April 12, 2011

lebroning it

To use little to no effort during the finals of anything. Could be used for a sport, school, or anything that has a "final".

Joe: That final in physics was SO hard.

Steve: Yeah, I didn't study for it so I just ended up lebroning it.

by arose22 June 14, 2011