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Layton

Layton is a guy who can make any one laugh with his sence of humor. Layton tends to be a bitch nugget...like a really big bitch nugget. His/her name means little penis in I forgot what language. Laytons tend to have a really cute laugh.
Wow...that guy is so Layton
by Brittnəy May 30, 2018
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layton (noun): commonly known as another word for penis.

the word layton, meaning penis, was thought of and created in the 18th century in Scotland.

Many women back in the 18th century believed that it was appropriate to call a mans penis layton, only if it was small or tiny.

If a woman in the 18th century saw a little penis, she would laugh and mock the penis calling it a layton.
Remember, when you zip up your pants, don't let your little old layton get caught in the zipper.

Oh my goodness! i just saw my dads layton in the shower!

Now that i am a teenager, my layton has grown a few inches.
by Jim Tins December 1, 2010
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layton describes this incredibly beautiful girl. long blonde curly hair, a smile that makes you melt. she's hot, but not full of her self. she's quiet and kind of shy. she's the perfect girl. i wish she was mine...
Somewhere out there is the perfect girl and maybe someday she will know how beautiful she is and she will be my layton.
by laytonlovertoo March 7, 2010
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Layton

This is one of the most gorgeous girls I have ever seen. She looks like Taylor Swift. She is sweet and kind to everyone. She has a pearly white smile and the biggest blue eyes you have ever seen. She loves spontaneous dance parties, black and white pictures, and life. If you ever meet her, your life will never be the same.
She is a Layton if there ever was one.
by laytonlover February 5, 2010
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Layton

A young kid who reminds many people of former rapper XXXTentacion also know as Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy, who sadly passed away June 18th of 2018. He’s the next 14 year old upping the rap gang. He knows how to impress many people with this charm in his eyes. He’s hella attractive but he’s always denying it. Somehow he manages to have many girls chasing after him at once, and he can also be really confusing sometimes. But overall Layton is a great friend and person to talk to, he’ll always be there for you 24/7. He’s extremely funny and always tends to make you laugh or smile even when you don’t want to. You really need a Layton in your life!
Did you see Layton eating that tortilla?”
“Yes! He’s such a hawtie!”
by Anonymous9372938 April 16, 2019
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Layon

To ask for an item (usually cannabis) now, from another person, that you cannot afford to pay for until an agreed later date.
A.k.A like interest free finance, IOU, loan or credit
Definition:- Can I have a layon until I get paid please mate
by An old man once told me June 27, 2020
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Laytoning

to reverse Nickleback an item or idea. to dislike a popular trend.
"Chick-fil-a is shit tootsie rolls are a better chicken sandwich"

"shut up and stop Laytoning bro"
by SSJVan November 4, 2020
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