laptaffy

The word used to describe a mans penis.

"You try it, and I will seperate your body from your laptaffy and stitch a football out of your foreskin."
-Coach Hines (Mad TV)

by J-Hood April 5, 2007

lactard

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.

Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"

by lila_pause September 4, 2006

lactastic

Adjective used to describe an amazing aspect of (usually breast) milk production.

Mom: Last night I breastfed the baby and then still was able to pump another 8 ounces.
Dad: Wow! That's lactastic!

RN: The lab finished the analysis on the mother's breast milk. It's 27 Calories per ounce.
MD: She might as we'll be making heavy whipping cream! She's lactastic!

by Assistant Professor X February 3, 2014

latafdwtn

William Shakespeares' quote: "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none".

No examples can be given. latafdwtn

by cordatus confictura June 2, 2016

Lasta

a dope ass savage which means teen, cool, and savage you must be a teenager and fearless

Hey I'm Lasta

by TheMightySusGodLasta June 10, 2019

Lactanal

Shoving a milk jug, or other various dairy products, up one’s ass.

“Bro she finallly let me try lactanal on her last night.”
“Oh really bro how was it?”
“It was utterly fantastic.”

by xbrydx July 4, 2019

latalie

Fat back 4 eyes big titties brown hair realy white skin like a polar bear even for a mixed race person

Rohan " nice face "

Latalie "what about my huge ass "

by Neleka November 16, 2021