taki layon

When a person rubs there belend for approximately 2 - 3 seconds, then slaps their two primary fingers together in front of the victims face, then rubs then with some force underneath the nose and above the upper lip so that the 'takiness' is rubbed on to the victims nose (the best taki layon is when the victim is unaware and sniffing up).
(see lippy layon)

Oh! Taki Layon!!

by Bitty Crew Member June 16, 2009

Irish Layover

When you miss your flight from being too hungover or too drunk.

Girl #1: Hey, did Guy #1 end up catching his flight down to Mexico after that Halloween party?
Guy #2: No, he had an Irish Layover and passed out in a cab on the way to the airport.

by AtTheGate June 17, 2013

layoff

Means to be fired from the job

The company about to layoff 100,000 employees.

by David Kofoed Wind May 18, 2007

Old man's layover

When an elderly man is going to the bathroom, he has an anal relapse where his large intestine hangs down into the bowl; touching his testicals, which forms the layover. The intestine can form a cheese-like bacteria if submerged in the toilet. The Intestine is stuck, hanging out, and needs to me manually pushed back in.

He had an old man's layover, while going to the bathroom.

by HamonGand2 May 11, 2009

layoff beard

"Layoff beard" derives from "playoff beard." A layoff beard is a worn by an unemployed person until he gets a job.

The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.

Your layoff beard is quite fierce, broseph. And I applaud the pajamas-in-public look, too. It's quite...unique.

by Ae5Ea8 February 9, 2015

layout

having sex outside. Mostly used when a guy wants to remind/encourage another guy he still has to lay a certain chick in that certain chick's presence, so she doesn't get it.

Pete (while in a chick's presence): Hey Dave, did you already finish that presentation's layout?
Dave (while in a chick's presence): Uuuh.. Not yet. But I'm sure gonna do it that weekend!

by Eduard Hirsch December 1, 2010

Layoffice

An office now vacant due to layoffs. Often the target of Layoff squatters.

Now that Joe's gone, all the vultures are hovering over his window layoffice.

by Biff Turkle July 14, 2009