a blind man who is <in the canadian system anyways> protecting either the wrongly prosecuted or the clearly guilty but can only trust the truths or lies that are only words coming from the mouth of the prosecuted that might be false and either way cause suffering if the prosecuted wins or looses often bringing an image of a scummy person
by bitch-slap contorted-body nomad July 04, 2005
The name comes from the hard work and dedication that comes before the reward. When a person has this name they are sometimes considered to be working their entire life but only because they come from generations of hardworking men and woman who believed finishing something to their best ability was the greatest reward.
by Rosebud9665 January 01, 2021
A Legal representative when hired to defend a client who jacks the bill and if not paid garnishes wages for unnecessary costs, paperwork and fees to pay off a Judge who is campaigning behind the scenes to decide in order for a client to actually get a honest trial.
by anticipator March 15, 2017
A mental disorder. Dietary characteristics include calling oneself a vegitarian, and then eating meat. Have a veracious appetite for chocolate bars, drinking inhuman (possibly angelic) amounts of diet coke.
It also includes a paranoia in which the person believes that every individual of the opposite sex (and then some) wants to propagate (screw) them so hard that Jesus falls off the cross. The paranoid person often disregards personal traits such as waist sizes and missing teeth.
The most major symptom is believing that they "could" have been a lawyer. A very smart lawyer at that, who may graduate from lawyer school. As well thinking that carrying more than $20 means that they are super, ultra wealthy.
People who have diagnosed with lawyerism seem to have a tendency to "F" up grocery stores and their respectful managers.
It also includes a paranoia in which the person believes that every individual of the opposite sex (and then some) wants to propagate (screw) them so hard that Jesus falls off the cross. The paranoid person often disregards personal traits such as waist sizes and missing teeth.
The most major symptom is believing that they "could" have been a lawyer. A very smart lawyer at that, who may graduate from lawyer school. As well thinking that carrying more than $20 means that they are super, ultra wealthy.
People who have diagnosed with lawyerism seem to have a tendency to "F" up grocery stores and their respectful managers.
"I think that "Witful" girl should study into lawyerism. (Polite way to say that someone is a good candidate of this disorder)
by Jean Ette September 28, 2006
A job done by middle-class status conscious "keep up with the Joneses" types who only care that they are better than the person next to them. Typically, a law student is incapable of doing anything else except for English known to everyone. Since everyone passes the bar exam the market is flooded with these pathetic losers. Since they have no work to do, they make a lot of noise and become community agitators and try to tear down the society. They love defending Nazis and illegals.
Lawyer sez: I grew up in Brooklyn and wanted to be a lawyer since I was five. I have $500,000 in student loan debt and do doc review for $15 per hour but I am prestige. I am a counsellor at the bar.
by ahsay November 01, 2018
The word your friend says when they use fancy law terms in otherwise petty arguments to showcase their knowledge of legal vocabulary to boost their already oversized ego for knowing the annals of the books you see on your grandpa's shelf.
"The majority of us want whataburger so we should go there"
"According to law blah blah blah blah blah, majority doesn't matter in this situation because blah blah blah blah blah. Boom, lawyered
"According to law blah blah blah blah blah, majority doesn't matter in this situation because blah blah blah blah blah. Boom, lawyered
by That1assholeguy January 24, 2017
Writing in a way in which only lawyers can understand with words that might even be made up or abbreviations that have little to do with the actual concepts involved.
by Fluffie February 01, 2011