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Lawrence 

1. To be so totally drunk you are undoubtably blacked out, you are prone to slapping girls and making a fool of yourself. You must be walking with at least a four-step shuffle and hit almost every wall. Objects in the room you are in... such as chairs, couches, and other furnature will become an obsticle course that you will fail at miserably. If you have sex, can form sentances, or are able to even navigate your way to a place of proper sleeping arrangements... you are not lawrenced.

2. Lawrence was an alcoholic who died in his Las Vegas home after several years of drinking more than 2 liters of straight Skyy Vodka every day.
1. "Scott and Jeff were so lawrenced last night. Scott broke his jaw on the desk and Jeff bounced his head off the wall then hit the bean bag and rolled off... passing out on the floor."

2. God bless his soul.
Lawrence by Jeff Lindbeast February 21, 2009

Lawrence 

A crappy town in Northeastern Kansas. It is known for its vast population of hippies, gays, douche bags, nerds, homeless people, low lifes, druggies, skunts, and overall dumbasses. The town is hilly and worthless. No one in Kansas really likes the town except for those who live in it. The town also has a pretty worthless university, named the University of Kansas, that claims to offer "higher education." They are the laughing stock of the Big 12 and usually end up chocking in the NCAA Tournament.
Person 1: "Let's go to Lawrence!"
Person 2: "Were you dropped on your head when you were little? That town sucks."

Fan 1: "KU totally rocks!"
Fan 2: "Yeah! ROCK COCK GAY HAWK!"
Lawrence by Whammy January 24, 2008

Lawrence 

"Peter is a damn lawrence!"
Lawrence by haspersonalissues February 24, 2009

Lawrence 

Is a gay cunt and has a one inch penis and is the biggest bullshiter going has never had a girlfriend and always smells of lies he always has the biggest forehead going so stay away from anyone called Lawrence james ...
Hi im Lawrence and im a massive lier and i suck dick
Lawrence by Sausagepenis April 6, 2017

Lawrence 

The word Lawrence is used to describe someone who is homosexual or is generally dislikeable.
"That guy is such a Lawrence!"
"I know, he is so gay!"
"Glad I don't sit next to him!"
Lawrence by SteelSlasher February 5, 2009

Lawrence 

A guy who should ask out Elise Pham
dam, Elise and Lawrence
Lawrence by iloveELISE3000 May 22, 2019