shit lasagna

When one is defecating, and they believe they're finished, they wipe their ass only to realize that they were not quite done. They defecate further, and wipe again. This may continue to go on for multiple cycles. What one is left with is Shit Lasagna, due to the layering of shit and toilet paper.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seeker's Mantown Dictionary.

After an hour on the can, I had created a full course of shit lasagna.

by theKman77 November 10, 2008

Lanaya

Lanaya's are kind hearted and very sweet. Hardworking and a good listener and very caring toward other peoples feelings.

I like Lanaya

by Pristine Kristine February 8, 2010

Lafayette Salad

n. A sexual act in which you transform your partner into a delicious taco salad. Place your partner in a garbage bag, then add 1 lb ground beef, 2 cans of pinto beans, a bag of iceberg lettuce and a family sized bag of Fritos Scoops. Mix well by then tossing partner and contents down a flight of stairs. Add sour cream, avocado, hot sauce or cilantro for taste. And then you feast!

Julia is kind of pissed at me right now, I tweaked her ankle while we were trying a Lafayette Salad last night.

by xx_dangermaus_xx September 8, 2013

lasanga

the wrong way to spell lasagna

DUDE YOU SPELT LASANGA WRONG

by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018

Lanaya

A sweet leader, she knows what she wants and how to get it. She will be your best friend, and a fabulous lover. She’s very (and I mean very) attractive! Lanaya can turn heads and melt hearts... she’s amazing. When you see a Lanaya make sure you strike up a convo, she has some interesting stories and adventures to share. I LOVE YOU LANAYA... I ALWAYS WILL!

P1: wow she’s gorgeous!!!
P2: yep, that’s Lanaya

P3: I want some a that * drools *

by Off your bad July 7, 2019

Punched Lasagna

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.

That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.

by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020

lasaga

A good meal.

Jon:Garfield you fat cat, can you stop eating that Lasaga
Garfield: Sorry Jon, but the lasaga is my life.

by AsianJesus May 3, 2016