Larsonette

The official name of a fan of the LA Galaxy.

Carson is not LA but they still keep the L.

Ha, look at that Larsonette still living in the past.

by TheRealWoodge September 6, 2022

Arsonist

A person who makes you angry because they have a nicer behind than yours

that arsonist just did a million reps on the hip thruster machine at the gym , I’m so angry about the amount of work I gotta do to catch up raaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhghh!

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Larsoning around

Larsoning around is a synonym for being a psychotic homeless person that's allergic to showers and is a burden on society.

Guy1: Woah look at that bum Larsoning around.
Guy2: Holy hell, he's probably not showered in years.

by A man who loves dem nugs April 4, 2024

conspiracy arsonist

Individuals or groups promoting conspiracy resulting in widespread recognition and participation thereof.

The media's conspiracy arsonists created so much fake news about the President that the President called the news fake.

The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.

The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.

Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.

by Ontological June 27, 2018

Social Arsonist

One who sees the urgency for social justice change and uses that urgency to set fires every where they go. One who isnt afraid to call it out and is willing to fight against anyone and anything standing in the way of social justice change. An organizer in movement.

"A good organizer is a social arsonist who goes around setting people on fire."—Fred Ross

by Social Arsonist September 11, 2019

climate arsonist

A politician or public policy expert that refuses to address the policy implications of human's role in climate change and related effects on fire behavior, especially in areas where the Wildland-urban interface has been pummeled by fire.

He spoke with the dignity of a true climate arsonist when he blamed the mega-fires on red tape that prevents massive logging of the public lands, failing to realize that much of area burned was on natural shrublands and public forest land for which he is responsible for managing.

by mlhiss September 14, 2020

Serial arsonist

Someone behind a string of arsons, usually posing as one of the good guys, and telling people the fire wasn't caused by arson but another cause.

The serial arsonist didn't think she was a bad actor, she thought she was a warlord.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021