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laptop sandwich

(noun) The result of placing some messy, sticky, and smelly mass upon the keyboard of a laptop or notebook computer. Then the screen is swiftly shut upon the mass therefore permanently damaging the computer. A favorite substance of use is one's own shit because of it inexpensive and readily available nature. Reported incidences of laptop sandwiches have been increasing in recent years, especially on college campuses. Generally those who have received a laptop sandwich are hated by several others and often times known as douchebags.
1)You best stop making all of your floormates so angry with you or you are bound to your laptop sandwiched.

2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.

3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.
by Lars Jensen April 27, 2006
mugGet the laptop sandwichmug.

Laptop Legs

The ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.
''Why you walking weird?''

''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''

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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!
by savi-xx May 26, 2011
mugGet the Laptop Legsmug.

ghetto laptop

A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.
Right now, sitting on the couch, just facebooking on my ghetto laptop and watching sportscenter.
by king cortez the third August 19, 2010
mugGet the ghetto laptopmug.

Oven Laptop

When you and yo girl fucking in the kitchen while you watching porn, and it heats up the situation
Lamar: Aye what'd y'all do yesteraday?
Jamaal: Me and my girl did a oven laptop yesterday
by Lil Teemo August 24, 2016
mugGet the Oven Laptopmug.

Dueling laptops

When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.
Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?

Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.
by SteelerPP August 29, 2012
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Laptop Jaffa

A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region.
Pass me the cushion, I don't wanna be no Laptop Jaffa!
by Aidy_is September 30, 2008
mugGet the Laptop Jaffamug.

Laptop Camper

People who campout in the coffee shop all day with thier laptops nursing a coffee while trying to look cool.
I would love to sit down and enjoy my coffee but the tables are all filled up with laptop campers.
by Bany Ninja December 3, 2010
mugGet the Laptop Campermug.

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