(noun) The result of placing some messy, sticky, and smelly mass upon the keyboard of a laptop or notebook computer. Then the screen is swiftly shut upon the mass therefore permanently damaging the computer. A favorite substance of use is one's own shit because of it inexpensive and readily available nature. Reported incidences of laptop sandwiches have been increasing in recent years, especially on college campuses. Generally those who have received a laptop sandwich are hated by several others and often times known as douchebags.
1)You best stop making all of your floormates so angry with you or you are bound to your laptop sandwiched.
2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.
3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.
2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.
3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.
by Lars Jensen April 27, 2006
Get the laptop sandwichmug. The ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.
''Why you walking weird?''
''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''
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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!
''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''
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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!
by savi-xx May 26, 2011
Get the Laptop Legsmug. A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.
by king cortez the third August 19, 2010
Get the ghetto laptopmug. by Lil Teemo August 24, 2016
Get the Oven Laptopmug. When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.
Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?
Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.
Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.
by SteelerPP August 29, 2012
Get the Dueling laptopsmug. A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region.
by Aidy_is September 30, 2008
Get the Laptop Jaffamug. People who campout in the coffee shop all day with thier laptops nursing a coffee while trying to look cool.
by Bany Ninja December 3, 2010
Get the Laptop Campermug.