cock lased

A cum stream so powerful it injures or kills anyone in its path

Dude I cock lased this chick last night and it think she might be dead

by Kax_604 August 8, 2008

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dirty lapeedis

A dirty lapeedis is when a guy and a girl are engaging in sexual intercourse, and the guy pulls out and finishes off his load by jacking off. He tells the girl he is going to get it in her mouth with the intention of actually getting in there, but he completely misses and gets it somewhere else not even close to the girl. Quite common for guys with bad aim. The name originated from the movie Zenon Girl of the 21st Century, hence the name lapeedis. Somebody had tried to shoot Zenon with a blaster but was completely off.

Derek is coming over again today. I am sort of hoping he gives me a dirty lapeedis again cause I do not like the taste of his sperm.

by John Sambleback June 13, 2009

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Time lapse fetish

Being aroused by time lapse

"Have you seen her draw my life video?"
"yes, it's so hot. I have a time lapse fetish"

by YC85 February 1, 2022

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lapse

Iz like when yuz pass up on a chance to holla at a biatch

"Yo son how yuz gone lapse on shorty like dat??? She was feelin you dawg!!!!!!!!"

by rxsteven & nastyness October 15, 2003

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Lapse Potential

The amount of time a game (mainly a video game) can be played before you get bored and stop playing it.

Bill-Oh man dude I played CoD6 from 11 pm to 7 am the day after it came out.. what a fun game it was!

Jeff-Yeah, too bad the lapse potential now is about 10 minutes because you're basically doing the same boring shit over and over again for no reason while playing with a bunch of 10 year olds talking in high voices..

by Aristotles59 January 24, 2010

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