Daniel Landers

An incredibly handsome and intelligent guy. Possesses excellent intuition and has somewhat of a psychic touch. A complete joy to be around.
I just had the best time ever. Such a Daniel Landers moment!
by Doc23007 April 10, 2022
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Landering

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.
Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.
by UprTupr December 10, 2011
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Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.
by jstar23 November 14, 2008
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Richard lander school

Piss taking twats be ready for a Chinese teacher to lob a door wedge at you and do not wear white socks cos it makes the uniform look bad you will be getting a fucking spanking for that
Richard lander school twats
by Cocksucker06 October 10, 2021
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Jayne Landers

Kindness is in my name,friendly with everyone and puts others before herself.Best at giving advice and guarantee y’all will be friends:)
Jayne Landers will the one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet.
by Jeffery Daniele la April 19, 2022
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Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.
Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.
by Kabbo March 08, 2018
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Beast Lander

Someone who is willing to fight even the toughest of people for you, even if he knows the risks.
Person 1: did you see my boyfriend standing up to the toughest guy in school??
Person 2: yeah. He really pulled a Beast Lander.
by Lander,themultipersonalityman February 19, 2022
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