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Lammersed

Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.

Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.
I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.
by Richard Dickletter November 9, 2010
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Lanier Middle School

A horrible place with mainly hispanics that the government calls a "School". If you want to meet wannabe Latinos and Hispanics, you either go here or to Taco Bell.
The structure of the building slightly resembles a juvenile detention facility
"Where do you go to school?"
"Lanier Middle School."
"oh my god and you're not mentally damaged?!"
by raybies May 27, 2013
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Laniers are particularly fun to be around. They are amazing listeners. They are extremely easy to talk to and have the best hair. They are also some of the most talkative people you will ever meet.
Jake: who's that girl that everyone wants to be friends with?

Sara: that's Lanier!
by skk1031 May 31, 2011
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Lamerianish

Lamerianish is kind of accent that related to Lammers person who can not pronounce software names,especially who they have faulty lips...
Also this accent is self-explanatory as you see.
Boroup suite is kind of Lamerianish dialect as you see !
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Adam Lambert

A past performer in American Idol (runner-up). He already released his first album "For Your Entertainment" a while back and has already done tours. His hit singles are "For Your Entertainment", "If I had You" and "What Do You Want From Me" written by P!nk a former singer and songwriter. He does have an upcoming 2 album although no exact date for it has been set or said as far as I know. He is well known for his "outrageous" performance in the American Music Awards. Lots of fans and supporters said that this performance was not as bad as everybody has made it seem (I agree.) Adam Lambert also performed and recorded a song written by former superstar Lady Gaga, the title of the song is: Fever. It was given a lot of positive feedback but wasn't a single he also performed a song written by Muse (also well known). Adam has obviously been very successful but the real controversial time was when the rumor of him being homosexual started after a leaked picture of him was exposed in the Internet. Adam admitted to this rumor say: "I'm Gay, I never tried to hide it and I really don't think anyone would be shocked by it" In Rolling stone magazine. He was surprised and pleased by all the support that he got afterwards (I am a fan and him being gay never made me think of him any more or any less of an artist.)
Adam Lambert is an amazing performer with a big voice!

The starting of all the "Glamberts"
by Musiclover4115 July 24, 2011
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LaPierre

LaPierre. noun: a unit of measurement signifying 26 deaths by shooting.
E.g.: "There have been 5.6 LaPierres in the USA from Dec 14-24, 2012." (A true fact.)
by Fudd, Elmer December 24, 2012
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lamerz

How a lamer might spell the word, "lamers"
{Seen in the scroll text of an Abyss demo on the Commodore 64 computer in the late-1980s}:

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE THE "S" WITH THE "Z" .. EX. WARES AND WAREZ. LAMERS AND LAMERZ. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "Z" KEY?
by Telephony June 5, 2015
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