laketon

Laketon is the kind of guy who knows exactly what he wants and doesn’t let anyone else’s feelings get in the way of his success. His ability to conveniently forget promises is just him being efficient with his energy. Plus, he’s always ahead of the curve when it comes to dodging responsibilities—a true innovator in finding the path of least resistance.

1: "That guy is such an asshole!"
2: "I know! What a Laketon!"

by ham_bone22 October 20, 2024

lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother

Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"

by LumonBoard January 28, 2025

laggation

The state or experience of network activity being delayed, interrupted, or slowed down, usually due to high latency or poor internet connection. "Laggation" describes those frustrating moments when streaming, gaming, or video calls freeze or stutter because of a laggy network. The word combines "lag" with the suffix "-ation" to create a noun for this all-too-common digital annoyance.

Our online meeting was full of laggation, so I could barely understand what anyone was saying.

by dzineer July 10, 2025

Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.

Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*

by Britt k May 1, 2008

male lactation

When a male has milk coming out of his nipples.

Male 1: "hey dude squeeze your nipples for me"
Male 2: "holy crap i'm experiencing male lactation"

by ILoveToSuckOldDicks June 7, 2017

honorable lamention

Refers to da assorted melancholy mourning dat a "runner-up" contestant exhibits after learning dat he merely won a verbal praising at a contest .

If a contest drew a sizeable number of competitors, then your even being acknowledged as having specially caught da judges' attention is quite an honor in and of itself... most of da other players didn't even receive that much recognition, so you must have actually done quite well --- no need to go through a period of "honorable lamention" afterwards!

by QuacksO February 20, 2021