Laketon

A person of total incompetence.

Someone who is particularly obsessed with automobiles and other mechanical things.

"This car is completely jacked, who the fuck repaired this?"

"Laketon"

Laketon by The Masqueraider October 20, 2024

laketon

Laketon is the kind of guy who knows exactly what he wants and doesn’t let anyone else’s feelings get in the way of his success. His ability to conveniently forget promises is just him being efficient with his energy. Plus, he’s always ahead of the curve when it comes to dodging responsibilities—a true innovator in finding the path of least resistance.

1: "That guy is such an asshole!"
2: "I know! What a Laketon!"

laketon by ham_bone22 October 20, 2024

Lakenona Highschool 

A school everyone thinks is full of whites but in reality there's a bunch of Hispanics. The guys swear their gangster but wear cargo shorts with polo and the newest sneakers. Everyone's fake and there's a thot on every corner.

Lakenona Highschool is no better then any other school.

Lakenona Highschool by Crutch2 May 1, 2015

lakelongbottom 

the best tiktok user

"dont u love lakelongbottom?" "no" "ohhh fuck u"

lakelongbottom by lydianightsgf April 8, 2021

LakeNoNegro

One of two places in portland metro where black people, outside of professional athletes, fail to thrive. See SE Portland for portland melting pot.

I'miss from LakeNoNegro, Portland's affluent side of town.

LakeNoNegro by Mynamesjuju January 3, 2017

lakemont 

Community in the city of Bellevue where gentrification is on the rise and sketchy is on the low. Home of Mathews Thriftway and the imfamous term 'behind the baseball fields' where people of all ages and races toke it up. Occasionally couples can be seen jerkin the gerkin as well. Also located in lakemont park is the graffiti tunnel where teenage girls will take pictures in an attempt to look "gangster."

Hey do you want to go to lakemont with me? ... don't you mean lamemont... nah man we can go behind the baseball fields!

lakemont by sexysexyman8169 December 21, 2010

Lakepony Lie

A lakepony lie is a motiveless, mostly innocuous lie told for no reason other than to amuse the liar or liars.

“Haha, I told Betty that Joe Pesci was my uncle, but it was just a lakepony lie.”

“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “

“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”

Lakepony Lie by SweetTooth June 5, 2018