Laketon is the kind of guy who knows exactly what he wants and doesn’t let anyone else’s feelings get in the way of his success. His ability to conveniently forget promises is just him being efficient with his energy. Plus, he’s always ahead of the curve when it comes to dodging responsibilities—a true innovator in finding the path of least resistance.

1: "That guy is such an asshole!"
2: "I know! What a Laketon!"

laketon by ham_bone22 October 20, 2024

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Lakenona Highschool

A school everyone thinks is full of whites but in reality there's a bunch of Hispanics. The guys swear their gangster but wear cargo shorts with polo and the newest sneakers. Everyone's fake and there's a thot on every corner.

Lakenona Highschool is no better then any other school.

Lakenona Highschool by Crutch2 May 1, 2015

lakelongbottom

the best tiktok user

"dont u love lakelongbottom?" "no" "ohhh fuck u"

lakelongbottom by lydianightsgf April 8, 2021

LakeNoNegro

One of two places in portland metro where black people, outside of professional athletes, fail to thrive. See SE Portland for portland melting pot.

I'miss from LakeNoNegro, Portland's affluent side of town.

LakeNoNegro by Mynamesjuju January 3, 2017

lakemont

Community in the city of Bellevue where gentrification is on the rise and sketchy is on the low. Home of Mathews Thriftway and the imfamous term 'behind the baseball fields' where people of all ages and races toke it up. Occasionally couples can be seen jerkin the gerkin as well. Also located in lakemont park is the graffiti tunnel where teenage girls will take pictures in an attempt to look "gangster."

Hey do you want to go to lakemont with me? ... don't you mean lamemont... nah man we can go behind the baseball fields!

lakemont by sexysexyman8169 December 21, 2010

Lakepony Lie

A lakepony lie is a motiveless, mostly innocuous lie told for no reason other than to amuse the liar or liars.

“Haha, I told Betty that Joe Pesci was my uncle, but it was just a lakepony lie.”

“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “

“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”

Lakepony Lie by SweetTooth June 5, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026