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Blue Labia

A tragic condition affecting women similar to Blue Balls, where the labia becomes engorged in preparation for penetration, and circumstances leave the labia untouched or unsatisfied. While not as severe as Blue Balls in terms of physical pain, I think we can all agree an untouched labia is appalling.
My boner kryptonite was in full affect last night and I was left with blue labia.
by SBeezy-Beezle January 12, 2011
mugGet the Blue Labiamug.

Sonic labia

The sonic clap is someone who’s Labia is so big and juicy that it claps whenever they walk. It is impossible for them to mask the noise. To mask this noise some might yell and shout while walking but is no use. This can cause some pain as your Labia can get caught in tight materials. This disease is very common in Jessica’s who have mums called joy. If u hear the noise of the sonic labia run as it is highly contagious.
Jessica Lang has a sonic labia
Did u hear her sonic labia
mugGet the Sonic labiamug.

labia pasty

1. a reason for girls sitting with their legs wide open
2. a tasty snack, can be open or closed
1. look at that girls labia pasty hanging out
2. ooh i could do with a labia pasty, open with salt and vinegar
by Han and Jen June 24, 2005
mugGet the labia pastymug.

Labia Giganta

A woman with a GIGANTIC Labia Majora. Usually Abnormal.
TeBucky: Dude, did you sleep with Olabia last night?
Melvin: Yeah dude!!! She had a Labia Giganta.
by Marcus.Olive.34 September 20, 2010
mugGet the Labia Gigantamug.

Labia Blueberry

The feeling a vagina/labia has the morning after a night of rough sex, usually with a man with a large penis.
John M has a huge penis and has sex with Jane Virgin. She has a labia blueberry the next day.
by Kayfive March 30, 2007
mugGet the Labia Blueberrymug.

labia ache

the female equivalent of hypothetical ball ache. if something presents itself as a laborious task/pain in the ass it is otherwise known as a labia ache.
uhh, i don't want to shave my legs tonight, its such a labia ache!
by ERaeE October 9, 2013
mugGet the labia achemug.

Labia-rinth

A maze of vaginal lips. A labyrinth of labia
I went down on Becky and it was worse than a roast beef sandwhich, it was a labia-rinth
by Darth Wolfsburg August 27, 2015
mugGet the Labia-rinthmug.

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