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Kylo Rett

What "Kylo Ren" (Ben Solo) is called by people who think he has autism, judging by his behavior, and by his autistic grandfather the Dark Lord Anakin Skywalker, AKA, "Darth Vader", a referrence to Rett Syndrome, or basically Rett's autism, named for the Doctor Andreas Rett, the Austrian autism specialist, working alongside the two Austrian autism specialists Doctor Chaskel Leib "Leo" Kanner and Johann Friedrich "Hans" Karl Asperger, who later went on to create the Nazi Asperger Syndrome Diagnosis or Asperger's autism and the "Kanner Syndrome", AKA, Kanner's autism or the modern autism, originally coming from the, 1943's Nervous Child Journal "Autistic Disturbances of Affective Contact" (~ Kanner)
Brandon: Miss Brenda don'cha know Andrew's an introverted insomniac?

Miss Brenda: That WHAT???

Brandon: That he's a hyperactive manneristic spazzboy?

Miss Brenda: *GASP* Mister Brandon, WHAT!?!

Brandon: That he's a * hyperphagic * naturally gifted * eccentric? *

Brenda: What's Andrew's neurological diagnosis? Is it bipolar spectrum disorder, ADD, OCD, ADHD, FRAXAS or the psychotic schizophrenia?

Andrew: *pure nonverbal rage and repetitive obsessive-compulsive fixated patternistic thought dealing in absolutes*

*ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES, I WILL DO WHAT I MUST; "YOU WILL TRY!!!"*

Brandon: Sup, Kylo Rett?

Andrew: *just completely snaps* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME NIGGA

A Superhuman Andrew stands over Brandon like the Super-Saiyan Kakkarrott over the Mighty Lord Frieza or Broly the Legendary Super-Saiyan over the Prince Vegeta IV; Andrew: 🎶The Ballad of Barry Allen🎶
by AutismBlaggleTeam May 7, 2020
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Kylo

His name is Kylo.
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Kylo

Kylo is an American native word meaning sky or heaven
Kylo is a cool person
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Kylo Ren lookin’ headass

A person who has the appearance and/or physique of Adam Driver (actor who plays Kylo Ren in the Star Wars franchise)
Person 1: you know that one waiter at the Ihop near Walmart?
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: the one that’s a Kylo Ren lookin’ headass
Person 2: oooh, yeah I know him!
Person 1: he has mega autism.
Person 2: LOL,big fax!
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kylo appreciation day

june 11th; kylo appreciation day,

a day to celebrate his successes.
kylo is a famous youtuber that is unknown due to him being “too gay for youtube”.
person 1: oh cool dude it’s kylo appreciation day!
person 2: awesome! let’s go celebrate
by roobteerfan June 11, 2022
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kylo ren

Emo darth vader fanboy with iTroopers. Usually wears a black armor and helmet. Have long hair.
John is such a kylo ren with all his iTroopers and black outfit.
by yodathehermit December 12, 2023
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Kylo

Your stereotypical younger brother who probably plays soccer he may also cry a lot and be a smart ass but he cool ig.
Yo why is kylo crying

Because his older brother told him no!
by #17lax July 3, 2023
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