kweif

The sound a vagina makes before or after sex; aka: pussy fart.

Dude Mike, it smells like fish. What, did you kweif?

by Chico Unlimitado May 24, 2003

kweefer sutherland

I reference to keefer sutherland being a vaginal fart....see kweef

she smells like kweefer sutherland

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

keff

A light, polite fart.

He produced a fart, so quiet as to be almost a keff. Why, Dr Grierson! whispered Mrs Timmins, as she put her 'kerchief to her nose......
From 'Dr Grierson Makes a House Call' by Antonia Fraser.

by Philmadison July 4, 2006

Keffen

Dutch origin literally meaning 'bark of a dog'. Dutch slang for lighting up a 'splif' (cigarette filled with marijuana).

His cough sounded like a keffen

He drew on the keffen and passed it to his friend

by hannay March 1, 2007

Kieff

"a asian who like to wear a stupid sweater with a monkey and bannana on'

"a creep who never knows when to fuck off"

Lout1: "omg guess what"
Lout2: "WHAT?!??!"
Lout1: "that kieff keeps msging me!!!"
Lout2: "oh man, that sux the big one"

creep lout booty

by sophielout November 7, 2011

Kreffle

another word used for marijuana/ cannabis

wow that stinks of pure Kref (Kreffle)

by Gatman55 December 18, 2010

keffered

The art of grabbing a ram sheep by the horns and the scrotum with both hands, and tossing like a sack of potatoes.

You'd better watch out son, you're about to get keffered.

by alsonotherbert April 6, 2017