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Kardashian Wedding

A social term used to describe a commitment one fails to give serious consideration, then instantly regrets and fails to fulfill.
When rich nerd boy asked the head cheerleader to the prom, she first said yes but then pulled a Kardashian Wedding and went with the quarterback instead.
by FroomAJ November 2, 2011
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Kim Kardashian

Kanye: My wife Kim Kardashian ain't no Hobbit.
by Field Master Abuo 'Kunai August 15, 2014
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Kardashian Syndrome

Very homogenous, nation wide lifestyle that is driven by social media. Most girls catch it after being exposed to social media long enough. It can poison the mind of any female,
you must stay 69 feet away from you have Kardashian Syndrome
by JustRevan December 5, 2018
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Khardasianed out

Tired of the khardasians or however you spell it
Y’all seen dem khardasians

Yeah I’m bout khardasianed out
by spidermanmonkeyfoot April 6, 2022
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The Kardashians Of

The worst or least preferable of a certain group or category, referencing how the Kardashians are the most unimportant and useless "celebrities" that exist. This term was first used by Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) on "The Big Bang Theory. "
Black Licorice sticks are The Kardashians of candy.

Two-Dollar bills are the Kardashians of money.
by Julebug123 April 15, 2015
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Kardashian

(adj.) A “Kardashian” is a unit of measurement representing 72 days of marriage, as ratified by the Anonymous Measurement Council.

Also refers to a female who is vapid, shallow, and burdened with a large posterior.
I've been married for 10 Kardashians... I feel so old!
by Artemis Crouch November 3, 2011
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Kardashiantics

The act of speed-dating with either D-list gangsta rappers or scrub running backs from the NFL.

Romantic interests must be adorned by tall tee and buck studs. The more you score, the more facetime you'll get on the flickering yid.
Kardashiantics have been helping uppity bucks get off since 1995. Just ask O.J.

You can't keep up with Kardashiantics. You can only hope to contain them (with a little help from the CDC).
by 50 cent crack dealer May 16, 2008
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