by 1-800-GetKrunked May 30, 2016
Get the Krunked mug.When a guy with charm, sex appeal, compassion, and style causes you to very rapidly develop a huge crush on him, simply by being himself. Then you see him with someone else the next day causing your crush to woefully be crushed. Most times there is a sexual encounter involved. It is when you realize that a number of your friends have crushed on this same Romeo making you part of a group of people having been Kunzed. Usually found in gay culture.
Eric: Bobby what's the matter?
Bobby: I met this amazing guy named Claude and I really liked him a lot. But I saw him with Lee and they were hanging out together.
Eric: Don't be sad, you've just been Kunzed. You'll get over it just like Scott, Alex, Brandon, and Kyle.
Bobby: I met this amazing guy named Claude and I really liked him a lot. But I saw him with Lee and they were hanging out together.
Eric: Don't be sad, you've just been Kunzed. You'll get over it just like Scott, Alex, Brandon, and Kyle.
by VonStroke Bird December 3, 2017
Get the Kunzed mug.Being drunk or krunk before going to a bar or other drinking establishment, so you are at the perfect level of intoxication, and so all you have to do is maintain your buzz.
Hey lets go bowling tonight.
We gotta be pre-krunked before we go, that way the beer will taste good
We gotta be pre-krunked before we go, that way the beer will taste good
by sleepingkills April 6, 2008
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Get the krunked mug.A particular type of genetically defective Kentucky imbecile who thinks he/she has the right to put at risk the lives of others' children to pander to his/her own religious hallucinations.
The dumb kunkel got smacked down by the courts and told to get vaccinated or stay home. End of story.
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