Klunker

A beach cruiser bicycle converted into a mountain bike, and the origins of mountain biking in general. From the early 70s, when pioneering BMXers who outgrew their 20-inch bikes started riding and modifying beach cruisers, as road bike wheels were too narrow and slick to work well in the dirt. Usually distinguishable by the round frame(most mountain bikes are boxy), BMX-style bars, knobbly mountain bike tires and coaster brakes instead of modern pinch or disc brakes.

That old klunker was fun to bomb trails on when I was your age, but these days I need either a full suspension bike or an on-call chiropractor.

by m1st3rw1n October 27, 2018

Klunkers

Klunkers, a large pairs of breasts. When said breasts are subjected to rigorous movement an onlooker may imagine a clunking noise.

A woman in my gym has got a fine pair of klunkers

by Jimbo noggin July 10, 2017

Krunkers

The various piece of debris left on the toilet seat after someone's used it.

Chuck grabbed a paper towel with which to wipe the krunkers off the toilet seat before he sat down.

by JakeAros2020 April 22, 2018

krunkenstein

Krunkenstein is the name given to someone who is so very crazy drunk (see krunk) that they involuntarily hold their arms out straight and walk around with unbent legs like a monster with bolts sticking out of his neck who was created by some crazy scientist who sewed together the body parts of different cadavers and brought the abomination to life with electricity...and booze.

Todd had too much to drink last night and he ended up a total Krunkenstein.

by PapaChabre February 7, 2006

Kronker

A big old Jobbie, generally humorous, always odorous.

Hey man, i'll be there once i've rocked out this major kronker that i've been brewing.

by Donkey45 August 3, 2017

krunkfritter

1. Used to express your mood at any given time especially while drinking or feeling sick.
2. Used to describe an action that one is going to or already participated in.

I feel like getting krunkfritter tonight at the club.
I'm not going to work today, I'm feeling like a krunkfritter.
That food was krunkfritter last night.
Do you want to go back to my place and get krunkfritter tonight?

by DGLEW12 February 8, 2010

krankerchif

a piece of cloth to remove soot or impurities from a smoking implaement

please hand me that krankerchif so i can wipe off this soot and grime

by #1Shyne August 30, 2017