kruked

Getting beated by Christopher Kruk in a poker game

He just got kruked!

by MrFishBoy January 21, 2022

klunked

getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"

i came into work late today and got klunked

by ms. froggy September 29, 2012

krunkenstein

Krunkenstein is the name given to someone who is so very crazy drunk (see krunk) that they involuntarily hold their arms out straight and walk around with unbent legs like a monster with bolts sticking out of his neck who was created by some crazy scientist who sewed together the body parts of different cadavers and brought the abomination to life with electricity...and booze.

Todd had too much to drink last night and he ended up a total Krunkenstein.

by PapaChabre February 7, 2006

stop playing krunker

Lots of middle school kids play krunker.io, but some don't want it. So they say it.

Dammit, brogan stop playing krunker!

by TripleAron January 24, 2019

krunker

To get more drunk than krunk

Shayla is gonna get krunk tonight
Well I'm going to get krunker then her

by call me b April 12, 2016

Krunkdonkulous

The most extreme level of awesomeness; Unbelievable

I once saw Chuck Norris fight Jack Bauer upside down; It was krunkdonkulous.

by Patrick Bone April 5, 2007

Klunked-out

Verb. (CLUNGED-OUT)

When a bro stops hanging out with you out of no where, cancels plans, or stops answering texts from you.

Especially when a new girlfriend is involved.

Bro1"Hey bro2 where is bro3 at? I thought he was kicking it this weekend?"
Bro2"Nah Bro1 he got that new girlfriend so he has klunked-out here lately."

by Dread Cpt Planet July 31, 2016