Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 8, 2022

Kronk

A man... no no a gentleman, basically a very smol black cat that often runs in circles a hits everything in his path.
He's very... smart?

There smol and has a nub for a tail, they have bladder problem.
(yes I'm talking about my cat)

Kronk : *Bites*
P1 : KRONK GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH.

by butterfaceben May 30, 2022

Kronk

The most epic'est Rec Room player ever

guy 1 "Yo is that @Kronk?"
@Kronk "Hey how ya doing there buddy it's me @Kronk here"

by Galaxis June 3, 2022

pull the lever kronk!

Try pulling it see wha-AHHHHHHHHÆ I FELL OUT A PLANE

DONT….

PULL…
THE…
LEVERRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just don't pull the lever kronk! if u don't know who kronk is idk either don't ask me

by I’m jay I have Marshmallow July 25, 2024

Kronk

Used by individuals that have no father figures to identify themselves in a subtle way

-"Bro my dad left me and got some milk"

-"Kronk"

by noobmaster69ikr December 10, 2022

Kronked

Another word for cumming, all over a person or surface area.

He just kronked all over my chest

by thesloppytoppy August 3, 2023

Kronked

in inevitable danger

If I mess up even one card in this tower I'm kronked

by Next2us April 18, 2024