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The rules of force and movement and sudden stop when it comes to body parts smashing something or maybe an engine or something cutting out on you
means to clock your foot on something or to crack your head on something or smash whatever like for example man I comment on that bloody door frame because it was too damn low or
Another version of comp is like I was driving along and this bloody car comes out on me which kind of means to come to a stop suddenly
The rules of force and movement and sudden stop when it comes to body parts smashing something or maybe an engine or something cutting out on you
means to clock your foot on something or to crack your head on something or smash whatever like for example man I comment on that bloody door frame because it was too damn low or
Another version of comp is like I was driving along and this bloody car comes out on me which kind of means to come to a stop suddenly
"I was walking under this thing and I KONKED my head on it!"
"Man! I can't believe it I was in my car and I had this massive table, stashed in my car but it was frick'n sticking out everywhere and (get this...). As I was loading it into the back of the van, I freaking KONKED my head on one of the table legs because I was looking somewhere else and trying to strap it in from moving around!"
"I'm afraid of flying because what if one of the engines, KONKED out in the sky? We might crash (land)!"
"Going over a speed bump, it came forward and KONKED me on the back of the head -right here!" (Points to dent or bump on head with blood in hair)
"Man! Little kids are busy KONKING themselves on all sorts of things, I just don't know how they do it, ay!" :D (haha)
"My son konked his head on the ground when he fell from the monkey bars yesterday, now he's got a massive egg on the back of his head!"
"Hey,
You can use the full out the back but as you go down the path , Just watch yourself with the branches, hanging down from the trees. If your not looking, youre gonna KONK yourself on 'em, alright?!"
"Seriously I just KONKED my foot on that coffee table (leg), owch!! Frickin hurt like hell too!!"
"Man! I can't believe it I was in my car and I had this massive table, stashed in my car but it was frick'n sticking out everywhere and (get this...). As I was loading it into the back of the van, I freaking KONKED my head on one of the table legs because I was looking somewhere else and trying to strap it in from moving around!"
"I'm afraid of flying because what if one of the engines, KONKED out in the sky? We might crash (land)!"
"Going over a speed bump, it came forward and KONKED me on the back of the head -right here!" (Points to dent or bump on head with blood in hair)
"Man! Little kids are busy KONKING themselves on all sorts of things, I just don't know how they do it, ay!" :D (haha)
"My son konked his head on the ground when he fell from the monkey bars yesterday, now he's got a massive egg on the back of his head!"
"Hey,
You can use the full out the back but as you go down the path , Just watch yourself with the branches, hanging down from the trees. If your not looking, youre gonna KONK yourself on 'em, alright?!"
"Seriously I just KONKED my foot on that coffee table (leg), owch!! Frickin hurt like hell too!!"
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Get the konky joe mug.A dwelling-place that is characterized by ceiling fan blades with thickly deposited dust. This dust can cause problems when attempting to clean.
Ma: Why didn't you use a wet rag to clean the fans?!
Pops: I dont live in this konky-hole!
Ma: Well why you f**kin' with it then?!
Pops: I dont live in this konky-hole!
Ma: Well why you f**kin' with it then?!
by Maxgm4 April 26, 2006
Get the konky-hole mug.Referred to a full grown adult who lacks basic intellect such as a kid or a donkey: knonkey.
Pronounced: nonkey
Pronounced: nonkey
Emily swore at the knonkey that had dangerously pulled out in front of her on the motorway.
'You absolute knonkey!" Shouted James.
'You absolute knonkey!" Shouted James.
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When Kris broke his ankle, Gurk gave him a konkee to the car while Neal poked him in the butt with a stick.
When Kris broke his ankle, Gurk gave him a konkee to the car while Neal poked him in the butt with a stick.
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