konkee

If you can’t walk, I’ll give you a konkee.

When Kris broke his ankle, Gurk gave him a konkee to the car while Neal poked him in the butt with a stick.
by KG6 January 28, 2018
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Watermelon Patch

A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.
There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.
by KG6 February 22, 2021
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