KOAB

K(ind) O(of) A (B)abe

You're at the club and you see a hottie but you don't want him or her to know out loud that you think they're hot so you say "Yo bro that's a KOAB"

by koabmaster August 11, 2020

Wooden Koala

A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.

Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!

by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010

koala muffin

A fusion of a koala bear and a muffin (preferably blueberry) which results in a distinctly cute and tasty 'koalamuffin'

Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers

Person 1: Whoa, look at that unbearably cute walking muffin with fluffy ears

Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it

by RosieMuffin April 30, 2009

Koalyak

Creator of Jak Benly comics, and a great man.

Gee, that Koalyak sure is a great man.

by droonkar September 19, 2003

koalsrevenge

A musty person a person who doesn't use deodorant. A Swedish Baboon with musty armpits that gets all the dudes. A type of human bein that has a buzzcut and gets no girls outside of the real lifian world.

That guy has a koalsrevenge disorder!

by personalender December 29, 2020

koala tea

a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.

you're such a koala tea person.

by weathereports October 16, 2010

koala

a cute australian marsupial that eats only eucalyptus leaves. A marsupial is like a kangaroo (they have pouches for their babies) they are not bears

please dont call me a koala bear cause im not a bear at all (its a song)

by 555 March 8, 2004