Michael Knowles

A routine to get a girl to sleep with them. Usually full of lies and fake promises that will never happen.

Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...

"Eugh he tried to do a Michael Knowles on me" "ew what a creep"

"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"

by WatchOutWomen. March 19, 2016

Knobless

(n) a condition where a man has undergone surgery and his knob has been medically removed or just basically any sort ot dickhead who no one believes an an actual knob

I was speaking to someone fFran SanFranvwho lives a rental. They arre ver intrliignt end and I heard them use this term. Referring to to each other other people.who for large 8mtenrrnatinsl companies but cannot afford an apartment.

Knobless

by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023

Knobless

A transitional condition where most of the penis.and possibly testicled have already been removed. Hiowevery is not 100% complete.

I am knobless now but they will.for that to heal them I probably have some more.suthrry time,,(,period BOOM) THEN I'm going straight to the girls change room flashing my new tits and vag and entering the 200m spring to get some respectta. ,,,, ,^_^

by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023

Knowles Mashed

A state of significant mental disorientation or impairment, characterized by a diminished ability to think clearly, concentrate, or make sound judgments. This condition may arise from various factors, including excessive alcohol consumption, substance use, acute stress, or other physiological or psychological disturbances. It often manifests as confusion, poor decision-making, and difficulty functioning effectively in critical situations.

Man I'm so out of it at work I'm feeling Knowles mashed can you please give me a pep talk and tell me everything is going to be okay

by Darius Doison December 18, 2025

josh knowles

A gay man who spends all his time on Grindr

Dude I saw josh Knowles on Grindr yesterday he found my friends neighbor

by FernTheLegend27 October 12, 2017

Frayonce Knowles

Frayed pants, but fashionable and does not look like poor people pants.

Whoa, Frayonce Knowles, look at those fashionably frayed pantlegs. That looks very expensive and not for poor people

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Hayden knowles

A 9’7 midget who is a roadman and also smokes a lot of weed

Hayden knowles is a crackhead

by Moderately warm sausage November 7, 2019