knop knop

A deliciously crunchy Aldi treat, made from rich hazelnut and chocolate with a side of milk

e do knop knop

by Stampylongcok October 21, 2020

CRONK KNOPPLE

A drunk sailor who likes to titty fuck on the harbor

He's the cronk knopple.

by SandeepWeeaboo September 5, 2016

nip knobs

The gateway to a world of pleasure

Just twist them nip knobs and she's all yours

by ANACONDAa123 March 3, 2017

God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.

"That tube is god knows how long."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 2, 2021

Knobstacle course

The series of activities that a gentleman undertakes in order to partake in sexual intercourse with a phillie.

This red hot piece o' meat is takin' me right round the knobstacle course!

by Your momma897 December 9, 2008

he knows where home is

Something that people (particularly women) say when they don’t know their self-worth. He doesn’t know where home is, he’s lost. Let him go, baby.

Friend 1: Just found out my man was messing with Jada again

Friend 2: Girl, this like the 5th time he’s cheated on you, what the hell. Why can’t you just break up with him, he obviously don’t care about you

Friend 2: Whatever, he only fucks with these other hoes cus he’s bored. at the end of the day, he knows where home is
Friend 2: LMFAOOO you sure about that???

by LilBumGirl27 May 28, 2021

Fuck Knows

The true usage of the phrase is to claim that you simply 'do not know', however, the phrase is often interpreted as 'Fuck Nose' which may cause offence to the listner. This mis-interpretation is often replied to using 'Cunt Face' which is regarded as the appropriate answer.

"What time is Adam supposed be be here?
"Fuck Knows"
"Only asking...Cunt Face"

by Mystick Havok January 21, 2008