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the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.
' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.
by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007
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Whappy Knacking

When your masterbating with no porn and it takes like 20 minutes to get off and you keep switching hands because your forearms are burning.
"I was so bored, that I decided to start Whappy Knacking on my couch."
by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006
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knack

Habbit or trouble for it.
Im quite capable of getting myself drunk, I display a natural knack for it.
by Janan July 1, 2005
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Chinese Knockout

When you have someone squeeze your neck until there is no circulation going to your brain and you pass out for several seconds. When you're blazed and you do this you'll be a lot more fucked up when you regain conciseness.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna play Chinese knockout?

Guy 2: Fuck no.
by Anonymous758474 February 25, 2009
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Knackered as a salmon

exhausted, very tired
used to describe, ones self, or someone else when they are physically or mentally exhausted
'when i got to the top of Mt. Everast I was knackered as a salmon'

'i had to stay up for 3 days straight, now im knackered as a salmon'
by Mike Longford January 9, 2008
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Knacking

Term used to describe pain and uncomfort. Chiefly used in Britain, more commonly in the North East of England.
Adolf : "my back is knacking!!"
Joseph : "I hope you get better soon"
by naziscum November 22, 2009
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Knigg Knack

"Thanks knigg knack"

"That's cool, I'll see you tmrw knigg knack"
by KG-of-319 January 4, 2010
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